Monday, 20 August 2012

Entertainment stuff from the week 13-19/8/12

Just a reminder... HOT CAKES!!!!
'The Darkness - Hot Cakes EPK'
(Out on Monday, 20/8/12 -- expect a special post for it)

The surface of Mars has a twitter account, LOL

***** **! <- (google translates this to "gosh" :D )
'Turn your legs to jelly……'

Can you identify the Cthulu-like thing no one wants to touch?

Queen and Jessie J at the Olympics closing ceremony

'Healthy-looking pigs at state fair found to have swine flu'
LOL. They don't actually have to *be* healthy - they just have to look it :D

'Brazilian worker survives iron bar piercing skull'
If you're a bit squeamish, don't look at the picture! If you're not - look at the picture - whoa!!

Etymology Of The Week: Claptrap - A trick used to "catch" applause from an audience.

Introducing 'The Surfing Scientist' with 'Move the Matchstick'
Can you work out how to move the matchstick?

And can you get the cork out of the bottle?

If you are capable of empathy, you will struggle to not laugh at this! I dare you to try...

Veet Hair Removal Cream -- read the reviews :-D :-D :-D

What you don't see, on Easter Island:

If you're scared of bats, don't watch this! But now we know where they go...

Take the Oz IQ Test -- i got 12/25 :D

Singing bird pistols from C19 Geneva... not for firing :D

Venice in the winter:
Don't worry - the flooding's sporadic, during the Winter and Autumn

'The jovers' - lots of funny euphemisms - my kind of humour :o)


The Brooklyn Pizza Guy - Nino Coniglio... throwing pizzas.. for the love :D

Bad branding!

And now to finish with a retort written by a black man in Texas... apparently.

When U Black, U Black

When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK,
When I was scared, I was BLACK,
When I was sick, I was BLACK,
And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.

NOW, You 'white' folks......

When you're born, you're PINK,
When you grow-up, you're WHITE,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you're cold, you turn BLUE,
When you're scared, you're YELLOW,
When you get sick, you're GREEN
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE,
And when you die, you look GREY.
So why y'all be callin' us COLOURED Folks?

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