Red Dwarf X teaser: 'Kryten and the Cat in sync'
| For the Dwarfers:
| We have the names of the episodes, too:
| Trojan -- Fathers And Suns -- Lemons -- Entangled -- Dear Dave -- The Beginning
| And onset pics:
| The new series might... *might*... be first airing on the 4th October:
'Rolling In The Higgs' (parody of 'Rolling In The Deep' by Adele)
'Israeli biblical park outfits donkeys with Wi-Fi'
A theme park intended to immerse tourists within the heady biblical atmosphere of ancient pre-Israel has fitted its donkeys with Wi-Fi :-/
"Scherr visited the park with his wife and children, all dressed in traditional garb. The family could easily have been mistaken for shepherds from a bygone age — were it not for their Camelbacks, iPads and smartphones."
Well, you'd have to be a bonkers-nut-job to want to go there, anyway. Who'd notice the ass-ininity (get it?) of a stone age donkey with a sun roof, games console, and power steering?
Pareidolic fingers on Mars:
Best pareidolia ever?
"A Finnish teenager has smashed the world record -- and probably his phone -- in this year's annual mobile-phone throwing contest in Finland."
""There will be no doping tests," organisers said on their English website."
Justin Hawkins interview:
And Justin's new hand - with Queen all over it!
Official album sampler for the special edition 'Barcelona' album, out on 3rd September (samples all tracks)
Superstition Of The Week: Spatilomancy -- divination by prodding around in horse shit
Not to be confused with splatomancy:
Film Quote Of The Week: "Gentlemen -- you can't fight in here -- this is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove
Weird Word Of The Week: Head Cheese.
Not to be confused with smegma!
'And "Misleading Y-axis Of The Year" goes to... Fox News!'
LOL - it ranges from 34 to 42%, deliberately to inflate the perceived difference between "NOW" and "Jan. 1, 2013"
Rock Against Repatriation (with Brian May) - Sailing (Instrumental Version)
Problem, Einstein xD
Michael Legge gives a talk to the Edinburgh Fringe, about 'psychic' charlatan Joe power, and how embarrassingly crap he is. Very funny. Slightly sweary, LOL
Try one of these -- if you dare!
Funny pics (from Lizzy the lezzy's Facebook feed):
"Our muffins are moist and sticky, just like Fanny's."
Inspired by Todd Akin's bizarre making-shit-up-like-a-true-politician moment:
'7 of the Craziest Myths About Female Biology of All Time'
The Onion's parody:
A joke. Gratuitiously nationalistic; but it still made me chuckle:
Frau Merkel arrives at passport control in Athens:
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
.... "German" she replied.
...."No, just here for a few days"...
Buggered-up bathroom builds:
"Get your mind out of the gutter!", they say. But life's so much fun from there...
More funnies, to finish: