The new series should be broadcast (in the UK) on Dave, in August/September :) :) :)
The Darkness - 'I Can't Believe It's Not Love' - acoustic version
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Yu Ho Jin
"Take 6 minutes out of your day and watch the finest manipulative magic I have ever seen…"
Word Of The Week: Lapidary
The art of stone cutting, engraving, and polishing. Has the same etymology as "lapis lazuli" - meaning stone of the sky (it's blue)
Latin Motto Of The Week: "Quin Tat Iactare" - "who gives a toss?"
Learning cue of the week: "As hangs the chain so stands the arch" (it's an engineering reference)
Antarctica's been added to Google Street view!
'600-year-old linen bras found in Austrian castle'
It was previously believed that corsets came first, now it seems bras came first, and were revived after corsets went out of fashion!http://phys.org/news/2012-07-year-old-linen-bras-austrian-castle.html
George Michael 'woke from coma with different accent'
"There's nothing wrong with a West Country accent," said the former star of the 1980s pop duo Wham!, "but it's a bit weird when you're from north London."
I'd heard of this, before, but it's such a weird thing that i had to share!
Joke: Tax Time
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
file her taxes..
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security number,
etc. and then asks, What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to rephrase
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
Ronnie Barker - Mispronunciation Sketch
A Pleased Psychic
I am not a believer in séances, but I went to one just to see what they are
like. The psychic was doing his thing and grinning from ear to ear. I
assumed his merriment was due to the fact that he was fooling a gullible
public and gave him a poke in the nose. You can probably guess the rest.
I was arrested for striking a happy medium.
Got spousal headache syndrome? What you need is Aspro clear :D
(nothing to do with Charlie Sheen)
Signs in the outback:
http://humour2.bluehaze.com.au/files/20120318_image003.jpg <- my fave :D